Thursday, May 14, 2009

If a girl ever says "let's just be friends"...

Immediately grab her boobs.

Listen to me on this one, I know. I'm not saying that touching her boobs is going to make her decide that she wants to date you. What I am saying is you have two options.

1. Be the nice guy, make the 'let's just be friends' speech easy on her, and she'll never like you or let you touch her boobs.

2. She'll never like you, but you got to touch her boobs.

Either way, she's not going to like you. Simple math suggests Not like you + touch boobs > Not like you. It's really just science here people.

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